Let's put it this way, I maintain two blogs and go to school full time. Do I sound like I really have a life, particularly if I get a job? Do I really want to waste more of that time on WoW? I'll leave this expansion to the WoW nerds and will continue to pass this series up until the Naga are made playable for the Horde. THAT will make me buy this.
Why the Naga? Look at this guy:
How do you not want to play as him with those massive jaws and giant bulky muscles. Oh, he's a fucking FISH! How sweet is it to go into PvP and pwn people on LAND as a FISH?!?! And they'd be a great addition to the Horde (pandaren for the Alliance) since their classes will differ between male and female with the females being mages and the males being warriors. Oh, and did I mention that you're playing as an incredibly badass FISH?!?!Like seriously, how many fish are there that can kick your ass that aren't Naga? It's going to be like walking into a bazaar, getting into a fight where with a bunch of guys with knives, taking a fish off one of the counters and winning by slapping them to death with a fish! It's going going into battle and instead of shouting LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!! You instead shout out, FUCK YEAH! SEAKING! And then all of your teammates will be in awe as you pwn your way through enemies since you're a fish, and they're not. And they're jealous that you have that fishy smell. Oh, and you're on a boat, motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is probably the most nonsensical post that I've made yet, but I'm tired, I feel sick, and I feel like ranting. So bleh.
but a naga is a snake.
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